Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?

He had a PH D

I was suffering from acidity, so my friend was helping me find ways to burp at will

Will did not appreciate it.

Whenever I asked for something, my life gave me lemons

That explains my acidity problems

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