Always hire guys named "Ferdinand" for forestry work.

A Ferdinand is worth two in the bush.

damn girl Are you a forestry major

Cause I wanna take a DBH measurement

Turns out there are TWO Loch Ness Monsters. One of them is quite mean, but the other actually gives away his forestry tools.

A little weird, sure, but it's always nice to see some random axe of Kind Ness.

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