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A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH NO".

What did the hydroxide ion say when it suddenly understood its purpose in life?

OH-

Have you heard the one about the hydroxide ion?

Nevermind, it's really basic

Yo girl, do you contain lots of Hydroxide ions?

'Cause you're pretty basic.

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