Worker: Sure, you want that small fluffy white one or the small puffy brown one?
Girl: I dont think my python cares...
A pirate captain bought a parrot in a petshop...
Every time one of his subordinates got out of hand, he would make them walk the plank. And whenever this happened, everyone would chant "Make him walk the plank! Make him walk the plank!". Eventually the parrot picked this up and would start chanting it all the time. This got so annoying, the captai...
Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner
He rubbed him the wrong way
A guy walks into a petshop
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. OK, thought the man, I'll give it a go, so he bought one and took it home. That night he decided to test out his new pet, so he opened the box and said, "I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?" But there w...
The crunch bird
There was a new petshop in town. Jimmy went inside to give it a look, when he saw a colourful and pretty bird.
The shopkeeper said, “m’boy, that’s a crunch bird, and a rare breed at that! Would ya want to buy it?”
Jimmy was intrigued. “What’s a crunch bird?” He asked. “Well” replies ...
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A mum asks her kid with a speech impediment to go the shop to get her a bucket, cockroach and a drum.
He goes to the music shop and says can I have a bum please, the shopkeeper replies what? The kid say a bum and points to the drum. The shopkeep say ohhh a drum and the kid says yeah that's what I said a bum.
He goes to the hardware store and asks for a fuckit, the shopkeeper looks at him conf...
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