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Why are solar panels always optimistic?

They always keep their sunny side up.
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Solar Panels.

Do you have solar panels on your home yet? I just had some put on. But I’m not sure if I’ll keep them.

The other day I was in my house and the computer and lights are flickering. So I did, what you would do, I went outside to check my new solar cells. I get get outside and look up at the roof...
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I've finally saved up enough for solar panels.

What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.
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Why are solar panels so trustworthy?

They don't work in the shadows.
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My neighbor told me he was getting solar panels.

Well, he's got my respect. What a power move.
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As part of its commitment to environmentalism...

Texas is committing to executing people via electric chairs powered only by wind turbines and solar panels.
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A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip...

She spent several days taking notes on the lifestyle and habits of the tribe and interviewing their ruler, King Paolo, via an interpreter. As the tribe's land was near several rich gold mines, the king and his people were extremely wealthy.

During the woman's time with him, the king fell hop...

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