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Sanitary Towel Jokes

Velcro sanitary towels...

They're a bloody rip off

How do you upset a female archaeologist?

Hand her a used sanitary towel and ask her which period it is from.

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A mother sends her little son out to get some edible silver balls for the top of a birthday cake...

The son misunderstands, and comes back with a bag of very small steel ball bearings. Being so tiny, nobody notices them as they're swallowed from the top of the cake. That is, until next morning...

The elder daughter comes downstairs and says "Mum, I was so uncomfortable this morning. I had...

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