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1929 Jokes

Many people lost everything in the Wall st. crash of 1929.

But some people got out in time. John Raskob was one of these. When asked how he avoided calamity he answered:

I owe it all to my shoe shine boy.

I knew when my shoe shine boy was giving me stock tips it was time to get out of the market.

My favourite weather phenomenon was in 1929

When it started raining investors.

The Covid 19 Toilet Paper craze was a lot like the Stock Market Crash of 1929

But this time, instead of everyone dumping their stocks, they're stocking for dumps

The funny thing about Wall Street is that it is the dealer and not the customer who is called broker.

Src: Dallas News , ca. 1929

On the immigration debate, Donald Trump said of other countries: "They're not sending us their best people."

On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.

So he may have a point.

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An accidental time traveler falls in a wormhole

He emerges into a building in chaos, people running and screaming. Bodies crashing to the pavement outside

"OH FUCK!" He screams. It must be September 11 2001!!

A man screams in return "No you fool! It's October 24th,1929!"

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