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June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day

Because it marks the end of May.

So Jack Osborne sees 2 heavy set women talking.

He can hear they have a thick British accent. He walks over and asks politely are you 2 ladies from England. 1 of the women snapped at him and said it's Wales you idiot. Jack snaps back and says oh I'm sorry are you 2 whales from England?

What"s the best thing about duct tape?

It makes them go from "NO, NO, NO!" To "Mmmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm" -Super Dave Osborn

Who are you going to call when you have a bat problem

Ozzy Osborne

What was Shaun King's birth name?

Osborne White

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