The bartender calls 911, "I need to report an attempted murder!"
Me: A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie
Friend: Gladiator?
Me: No I really miss her.
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Russell Crowe never really liked performing cunnilingus on a woman but after having tried it for the first time...
he was gladiator.
Russell Crowe showed no remorse after cannibalising his wife.
In fact, he seemed like he was Gladiator.
What did Russell Crowe say when he went down on his girlfriend?
I don't know, but he was Gladiator
What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal?
I'm gladiator.
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