None of us thought that our friend Opie would be a good mailman.
But Opie delivered.
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
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How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?
He had sex with Opie's mom.
Ron Howard is opening a pizza service business for Redditors.
It’s called Opie Delivers.
What does a Redditor name his dog?
Opie.
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