I tried to find volunteers for a tug of war game during a party, but failed miserably

The good players just won't come forward.

What do you call if a pig is in a tug of war

Pulled pork

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My friend and I went out for lunch. Once the bill came, we played tug of war with it until my hand slipped accidentally knocking over his lunch.

Looks like lunch is on him.

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The other day, a bunch of prostitutes played tug of war with some prisoners. Somehow, the prostitutes won.

I guess the pros outweighed the cons.

What do you call a monarch that plays tug of war ?

A drag queen.

If two soldiers give each other handjobs...

Is it a Tug of War?

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I was talking to a farmer in a pub....

I was in a pub out the back of nowhere, with a mate, and we struck up a great conversion with an old farmer at the bar. I asked him to tell us a bit about himself, and he told is this great story.

"See, I loved tractors, right, ever since I was a little kid, my dad would take me out to lots ...

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