So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

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What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

They're both at the bottom of the sea full of semen

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

What do Gerry McCann and Thomas Cook have in common?

Both will take you on holiday, but they won't bring you home

What’s the difference between a car and Madeline McCann?

I don’t have a dead car in my garage

They say you can’t get away with murder..

Well I know two people who McCann

I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke

but my parents would kill me

I don't like Madeline McCann jokes...

There's always something missing from them.

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

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