Mccann Jokes - 8 Hilarious Mccann Jokes

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What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

They're both at the bottom of the sea full of semen

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

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What do Gerry McCann and Thomas Cook have in common?

Both will take you on holiday, but they won't bring you home

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I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke

but my parents would kill me

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I don't like Madeline McCann jokes...

There's always something missing from them.

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They say you can’t get away with murder..

Well I know two people who McCann

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Madeleine McCann

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I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

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