What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?

An octo-pi

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Look, it's an octopi

What do you call a cat with 8 legs?

An octo-puss

If I put eight cats in a row...

Do I have an octo-puss?

It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...

Because then it would be octward.


(Awkward but combined with octo cuz he would then be an octopus)
Yes, I know it's stupid, but I thought of it myself.

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