I'm a dyslexic woodworker

I don't have much going on in my life, but I guess that's oaky.

Once a salesperson asked me, " Do you like dark coloured furniture, Can I show you some? "

I said: oaky

A dyslexic wine connoisseur went to a wine tasting event...

...one wine he tasted was only half decent at best.

When asked to write a short review he wrote: "It's oaky, but not nearly okay enough."

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