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Nurtured Jokes

I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper

Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*

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The company Valve is just like a child. It came into the world on the 24th August, 1996. Nurtured by a community...

...only to get fucked as soon as it turns 21.

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

I believe the children are our future

and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot.

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The boy who was born a head

After giving birth to little baby boy, a couple were intrigued to learn that he had been born without a body.

The doctors were baffled by this discovery, and they learned to their astonishment that the boy would live. Furthermore, they could even perform a body transplant if a suitable dono...

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