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Numbed Jokes

Truck wreck

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astou...

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It's Robyn's first time at the gyno....

She is terribly nervous and her doctor can tell right away. He introduces himself and mentions that he sees she is nervous. He then asks if she would like to be numbed down there to make it more comfortable for her.

She agrees to be numbed so he sticks his face in her pussy saying "num, num, ...

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