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Ninja Turtles Jokes

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I love how the ninja turtles wear masks

Great way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or something

Why did Quentin Tarantino regret directing a Ninja Turtles movie?

Because he felt the villains being called "The Foot Clan" was very misleading.

Why were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arrested for terrorism?

They’d been radicalised.

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I don't know why people keep asking if one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is gay.

They have a strict "Don't Ask Donatello" policy

Why was the little boy too scared to reach into his Happy Meal for the Ninja Turtles toy?

Last time he did it, he got a Splinter.

What’s the Ninja Turtles favorite brand of saki?

Oroku, because it shreds.

Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.

The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael

They didn't have his sai's.

The ninja turtles and master splinter were found dead in their lair...

The police ruled the deaths as sewer-cides.

Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates?

They always destroy the shredder.

Mr. T set the ninja turtles up on a blind date.

Mr. T: Here's your girl.

Ninja Turtles: who is she?

Mr T: Its April, fools.





Also, I'm sorry.

Why do the Ninja Turtles attack Shredder 4 on 1?

Because their master is a rat.

I spent the whole day trying to carve the Ninja Turtles out of wood

But just ended up with a load of Splinters.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Some bloke just told me I have no culture

Just because I can name more ninja turtles than renaissance artists.

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom

Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born

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