I had a prior career as a night time sniper

Every mission was a shot in the dark.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do at night time?

Lie in bed, wondering if there is a dog

In my previous life, night time would never help me have erection

But morning wood

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Doesn't matter if you are tall or short, fat or thin, black or white, at the end of the day...

It will be night time.

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