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What do you call the bad neighbourhoods in Italy?

Spaghettos

A blonde needed some money

A blonde was desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer neighbourhoods around town and look for odd jobs.

At the first house, a man answered the door and told her. ‘Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?’

‘Sure,’ smiled the blonde, ‘I’ll do it for $100.’...

A butcher in London...

So there's a butcher who lives in one of the more run down neighbourhoods of London. As such, he constantly has to deal with petty thieves trying to steal meat out of his shop. He's not an educated man, but he becomes quite crafty in protecting his livelihood. One day, the Duke of Wellington passes ...

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