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Bad Neighborhood Jokes

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through a bad neighborhood?

One was assaulted!




I'll show myself to the door now

On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

How's a tornado in a bad neighborhood like an Alabama divorce?

Either way, someone's loosing a trailer.

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A teacher in a bad neighborhood

asks her students what they would like to be when they grow up. One boy says how he wants to be rich, and own 12 BMW's and a buch of Mercedes, and have a huge house. The teacher did not know what to say to this, so she moved on to the next student, Laquisha. She asked Laquisha what she wanted to be ...

I live in a really bad neighborhood. A young girl was pounding on my door all night.

Eventually I had to let her out.

Sketchy neighborhood

>~~Stolen~~ Adapted from a comment thread on LiveLeak...

A guy was driving along in east Los Angeles and got a little thirsty. He pulled over to a little bodega to grab a drink. Because the neighborhood was sketchy, he parked and jumped out and ran inside real fast.

An old loiterer ...

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickl...

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The White Knight and the Black Knight.

Note, this story was from Gigi Proietti, an Italian comedian who's from Rome, and I must say it loses a lot without the Roman accent and slang, but I'll try my best :D

The White Knight and the Black Knight.

So once there was this teacher, really passionate about his job, who always wan...

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