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Rowling Jokes

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Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By walking.

J.K. Rowling

What do you call J.K. Rowling in space?

AstroTERF

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You hear about the wizard that dropped out of Hogwarts?

He couldn’t spell.

So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.

I didn't know JK Rowling was an audiophile, but it isn't surprising

She's obviously very opinionated about trans coding

Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?

The Harrypotenuse

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

JK

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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

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I'm so gay

I'm so gay, JK Rowling actually just revealed I was straight all along

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J. K. Rowling has revealed one of the teachers at Hogwarts was a hermaphrodite.

Professor Clitdick

Did you hear that Adelle started a campaign to raise awareness for sea life by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone while scuba diving 60 ft under the water.

They called it "Rowling in the Deep"

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

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