How does JK Rowling go down a hill?

Walking...




JK




Rolling

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Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

What do you call J.K Rowling when she goes to space?

Astro TERF

Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

What do you call I fight between notch and jk Rowling?

A TERF war

So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.

J. K. Rowling originally called the secret wizarding area hidden in London Diagon Square.

But then she decided to come at it from a different angle.

What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?

The Harrypotenuse

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You hear about the wizard that dropped out of Hogwarts?

He couldn’t spell.

The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.

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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

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J. K. Rowling has revealed one of the teachers at Hogwarts was a hermaphrodite.

Professor Clitdick

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running!


JK.... Rowling

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

JK

How did the author of harry potter go down the hill?

Walking.


J.k. Rowling



Dont know if this has been posted here but it made eveyone look at me weird on the lrt.

What is Harry Potter's preferred method of going down a hill?

Walking.



JK Rowling!

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I'm so gay

I'm so gay, JK Rowling actually just revealed I was straight all along

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

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