Rowling Jokes - 14 Hilarious Rowling Jokes

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Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By walking.

J.K. Rowling

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What do you call J.K. Rowling in space?

AstroTERF

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You hear about the wizard that dropped out of Hogwarts?

He couldn’t spell.

So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.

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I didn't know JK Rowling was an audiophile, but it isn't surprising

She's obviously very opinionated about trans coding

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Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

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What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?

The Harrypotenuse

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Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

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I'm so gay

I'm so gay, JK Rowling actually just revealed I was straight all along

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J. K. Rowling has revealed one of the teachers at Hogwarts was a hermaphrodite.

Professor Clitdick

Did you hear that Adelle started a campaign to raise awareness for sea life by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone while scuba diving 60 ft under the water.

They called it "Rowling in the Deep"

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The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

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