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Nano Jokes

Given that pico de gallo is made with regular tomatoes...

...we'd need really big tomatoes to make nano de gallo

I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company

We're not very good

Super fast Nano

A tata nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights."

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds pas 150km/hour.

The BMW driver tot...

My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb.

Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?
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