Linkedin Jokes - 16 Hilarious Linkedin Jokes

LinkedIn is the worst dating app

All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after graduation

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My project manager posted in linkedin 'When I die,I want my developers to carry my coffin so that they can put me down one last time"

I commented on that post

"For the first time ,you have mentioned the requirements clearly".

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I uninstalled Facebook as I got depressed seeing my friends post their relationship and marriage.

I uninstalled LinkedIn as I got depressed seeing my colleague post their job change and promotion.

I uninstalled instagram as I got depressed seeing my friends travel and enjoy their lives.

But I'll never uninstall reddit because you guys are more miserable than me .

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Linkedin is becoming like Facebook nowadays!!!

Except Hot women are sending connection requests to IT Nerds...

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Linkedin influencers

No body:

LinkedIn Influencers:

Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. H...

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LinkedIn is like reverse dating site for IT nerds

They get a lot of messages from girls

But ignore most of them

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“meta” mates

Facebook employees are now > Metamates.
LinkedIn > Inmates.
Amazon > Primates.
Tinder > Intimates.
ServiceNow > Nowmates.
Snowflake > Snowmates.
Postmates > Postmatemates.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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I’m thinking of starting a band with some guys I met online

We’re gonna call ourselves LinkedIn Park

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Where does Princess Zelda find her heroes?

Linkedin.

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I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...

...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

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What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Which US president was the first to embrace professional social networks?

Abraham LinkedIn

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Who was the best-connected president?

Abraham Linkedin!

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Quasimodo needs a vacation.

He goes to the Dean of the cathedral and asks for a leave. He’s told taking time off is OK if he will arrange for someone to take his place temporarily. So Quasimodo posts a job on LinkedIn for a bell ringer.
Several people respond but the best candidates were a pair of twins. They were quite eag...

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What is Zelda’s favorite app?

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