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My friends and I started a business where we weigh tiny items

It's a small scale operation
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I used to work at a company that made tiny measuring devices.

It was a small scale operation
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Why did the police suspect the fish sold drugs?

Because they noticed he had a lot of small scales with him.
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The Yankee farmer moves down south

So this farmer from up north decides he's going to retire and move to the south. After he gets his house and land he starts to miss farming so he decides to start back up but on a small scale. The farmer walks to the local flea market to see what he can find and first off he sees a man selling 2 chi...

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