Al Qaeda has announced that they've captured Russian mercenaries in Mali. If they aren't paid $10 Million
... they'll release the mercenaries unharmed.
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Two mercenaries are lost in an African jungle. They are caught by tribesmen and brought before their chief. The chief says "choose your punishment . Either Zhinga la la or death. " The first mercenary thinks to himself that anything is better than death. He says "I choose Zhinga la la." ...
An Emperor wanted to prove that he was greater than Alexander the Great
So he visited an elderly Council of Historians who had the power to write an Emperor's legacy after his time and spread his fame far and wide.
He asked them, "O Great Historians, what made Alexander a Great King? I wish to be greater than him and the greatest in human history"
And he ...
An Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman...
An English, Scottish & Irish soldier are caught fighting as mercenaries in a foreign land.
As prisoners of war, the General sentences each to 12 months of solitary confinement, but to show he is fair, he will give them each a years supply of a luxury item of their choosing.
The curse of the coffin
Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The thre...
The country of Ohms is run by a brutal dictator.
Due to the suppression of their rights, the citizens of Ohms frequently rise up and attempt to storm the gates of the capital city. However, the dictator always has just the right number of mercenaries to repel the rebels and cause the survivors to disperse for a few months or so.
What do you call violent mermaids?