Joint Venture Jokes - 8 Hilarious Joint Venture Jokes

Elon Musk and Bill Gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction.

They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.

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Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture...

...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them.

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I want to go into the cannabis industry with a buddy.

We’ll start a joint venture.

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Two Marijuana dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one.

To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.

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Celebrating 4/20

So today was 4/20 and me and my buddy met up to smoke one. After a lot of arguing and persuading we couldn't decide whose weed we should roll up first.

In the end we just decided on a joint venture.

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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What do you call two people working together to sell marijuana?

A joint venture

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Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high?

It was a joint venture.

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