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Lenny Jokes

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Lenny is a righteous man who devotes his life to charity work ...

Every week, he prays to god that he should win the lottery. "god, I don't desire much and I do your work on this earth, but I've never enjoyed the material things--a large house, fast car, steak dinners, that deep down I want to enjoy.

Finally one week Lenny breaks down and says during his w...

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Accidently spilled vanishing cream on my gerbil Lenny, and thus immediately took him to our vet

said he couldn't see him right now.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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So a guy is having drinks at a bar .....

After a while he looks over and sees a huge jar stuffed to the brim with 20 dollar bills. He asks the bar tender " hey whats with the jar? Theres gotta be at least 4 grand in there?" to which the bar tender replies " oh, you wouldn't wanna know. Its just a running bet" The guy says " try me. I love ...

Waitress, do you have a lobster tail?

Waitress:

'Yes. Once upon a time there was a little lobster called Lenny and ..."

A guy walks into a bar

He sits down and tells the bartender, “I don’t drink too often, so what would you recommend?” Bartender says, “I make a pretty good grasshopper.” Guy replies, “Cool, I’ll have one.” So the bartender whips it up, the guy drinks it, and heads out of the bar.
While walking to his car the guy notic...

A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad..."

A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"


The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?"


Sticking out his chest,...

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "you have a drink named Lenny?"

A man goes to prison.

The first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.

He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter.

"What's going on?" he asked h...

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Sixth-grade teacher

Mrs. Fisher, the sixth-grade teacher, tells the class that today they’re going to have a spelling bee.
Instructing the first kid to stand up, she asks, “Robert, what does your father do for a living? Say
it nice and clearly, and then spell it out.”
“My father’s a baker,” answers Robert. “B-...
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