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Manscape Jokes

I wanted to manscape...

And decided to use the camera on my phone as a mirror.

It was all going great until I started getting likes on facebook.

Manscape

I'm not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinnochio has joined the Taliban

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It's pretty risky to manscape your testicles with an electric razor.

I guess it takes balls.

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I think it’s time to manscape.

My wife just called me “Sascrotch.”

Did you know that Groot never manscapes?

He’s protesting deforestation

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