A college fellow is trying to find a date to take to the county fair - and maybe a little more afterwards.
After some fruitless searching, a buddy of his says "I know this cute girl, Ruby, that you ought to meet!" So he arranges for them to meet and go to the county fair together.
Well, they get there, he shows Ruby around and asks her "What do you want to do?"
"I wanna get weighed!" says ...