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Mandates Jokes

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Why are male conservatives against mandates?

That would be so gay.



*No need to rough me up, I'll let myself out.*

Yo Momma is so ugly

The government extended mask mandates to give everyone's eyes a break

I’m sick and tired of all these mandates..

Any single women out there who’d like to go out for dinner?

Wife got mad when I told her I must hang out with the guys once a week.

She hates my mandates.

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Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic?

They have had bad experiences with mandates.

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Updating a classic for modern times [long]

When the news of covid hit Tammy said "I don't need to worry, God will protect me."


Well when lock downs started Tammy said "I don't need to worry, God will protect me". And she continued to see her friends, and be rude to restaurant staff when she got take out and show up to places tha...

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