An authoritarian walks into a bar

An authoritarian walks into a bar and orders everyone around

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Why are authoritarian rulers called dictators?

Because they are always men. Nobody has ever heard of a vagtator…

A funny insight by my wife yesterday.

Comparing Texas lawmakers with the Taliban seems a little extreme.

One is authoritarian theocracy armed by US weapons manufacturers that violently persecutes women and children in the name of religion and the other is the Taliban.

What do you call an authoritarian couch potato?

A dictator tot

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What do you call an authoritarian government headed by a woman who loves to perform oral sex?

A dicktastership.

What do you call it when an authoritarian state bans alcohol?

Teetotaltarianism.

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What do you call a patriarchal authoritarian society?

A dicktatorship

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Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows.

Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.

Dictator: We don't like people thinking our government is authoritarian

Don't think that please


And that's an order

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One secret policeman asks another, “What do you think of the regime?” ...

Nervously, the second policeman replies, “The same as you, comrade.” At that point the first one pulls out handcuffs and says, “In that case, it is my duty to arrest you.”

A sociopathic egomaniac...

A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.

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