What do you call an authoritarian couch potato?

A dictator tot

An Authoritarian walks into a bar.

Orders everyone around.

What do you call it when an authoritarian state bans alcohol?

Teetotaltarianism.

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What do you call a patriarchal authoritarian society?

A dicktatorship

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Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows.

Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.

Dictator: We don't like people thinking our government is authoritarian

Don't think that please


And that's an order

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One secret policeman asks another, โ€œWhat do you think of the regime?โ€ ...

Nervously, the second policeman replies, โ€œThe same as you, comrade.โ€ At that point the first one pulls out handcuffs and says, โ€œIn that case, it is my duty to arrest you.โ€

A sociopathic egomaniac...

A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.

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