Interviewer: "What can you say is your biggest strength?"
ML Expert: "I'm an expert in machine learning."
Int.: What's 6 + 10?
ML E.: Zero.
Int.: That's not even close! it's 16!
ML E.: Okay, it's 16.
Int.: What's 10 + 20?
ML E.: It's 16.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"
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We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?
Machine Learning algorithm: yes.