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Superman is flying across town when

He spots Wonder Woman laying on a roof top naked. All exposed soaking up the sun. He thinks to himself, "I'm Superman. I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could swish down there, do a few pumps and be out before ya know it!"

So, Superman swoops down, pumps out at Mach III and is gone jus...

What does a mustang order at Starbucks?

A Mach-e auto

Told to me by my 10 year old son!

How does Palpatine make paper mache.

Glue it.

My kid told me he broke the sound barrier on his bike today.

But it was just a mock mach joke.

Flying over the Atlantic

An Airbus 380 is on it's way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring ...

Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?

It's the Mach-E Auto.

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Up in the air

A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.

The F-16 pilot decided to show off.

On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D and million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster...

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(NSFW) Superman is horny.

Really, really horny, but he doesn't have anyone to get busy with, so he decides to fly around the planet, to relieve some off the stress.

As he is is flying around at mach 4, he spots Wonder Woman lying next to a pool, naked.

He goes in.

0.94 seconds later he is out again.
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Costume party in Boston

So a charitable organization in Boston throws a costume party fundraiser. The theme of the party is Emotions, and the partygoers are supposed to dress like an emotion.

So at about midnight, a man stumbles up to the door in a wedding gown. He's stopped by the door man.

"Da fucka you do...

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