Flying over the Atlantic

An Airbus 380 is on it's way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring ...

How does Palpatine make paper mache.

Glue it.

I needed a new hobby, so I bought a paper mache book.

What a waste of 20 dollars! I was only able to make 1 piñata out of it before I ran out of pages.

Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?

It's the Mach-E Auto.

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Up in the air

A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.

The F-16 pilot decided to show off.

On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D and million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster...

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(NSFW) Superman is horny.

Really, really horny, but he doesn't have anyone to get busy with, so he decides to fly around the planet, to relieve some off the stress.

As he is is flying around at mach 4, he spots Wonder Woman lying next to a pool, naked.

He goes in.

0.94 seconds later he is out again.
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