Diablo Jokes - 5 Hilarious Diablo Jokes

What does Diablo’s abuela call the Lord of Terror?

Diabolito!

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They should call it Los Diablos instead of Los Angeles

Because holy shit it is hot as hell out here.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really ...

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Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...

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