The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Two astrophysicists

So two astrophysicists are traveling through the galaxy, when a miscalculation ends up pulling them into a black hole.

Certain doom seemingly imminent, but seeing a final burst of hope in using the FTL drive to blast them forward before reaching the event horizon, the first scientist sets int...

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