A fighter pilot and a cargo pilot are flying around, talking shit to each other on the radio. The fighter pilot goes on about how much cooler he is than the cargo pilot and says, "Watch this, brah!" hits the afterburner, does a barrel roll and then a loop...
"Top that!" he shouts to the cargo pilot.
"Ok, well watch this." says the cargo pilot.
The plane just goes straight for a while.
"How'd you like that?" asks the cargo pilot.
The fighter pilot is confused and asks, "What did you do?"
The cargo pilot replies, "I went...
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What pain does a jet pilot have after working out?
(That has got to be the shittiest jokeI have ever made)
Red Skelton joke.
There were these two seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude, and they was just flying around and enjoying the weather. Then this jet tears past them with it's afterburners going full blast, quick as a bullet. Gertrude says to Heathcliff, "Good heavens, did you see that?" So Heathcliff says, " Bi...