I am obsessed with bugs that give people Lyme Disease.
I might even be atickted to it.
Did you hear about the guy with Lyme disease?
Yeah... he's ticked.
Revolutionary medicine that cures Lyme Disease, but causes Tourette’s
Now that’s gonna cause a lot of nervous tics
When I heard Justin Bieber has Lyme disease, I almost felt sorry for the annoying, creepy little parasite.
Can't say the same about Bieber though.
What do you get when you mix Corona virus with Lyme desease?
A viral joke
What goes with the Coronavirus?
Lyme Disease
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Please don't make any more jokes about the Coronavirus...
My friend has it and it's serious. He got it from a tick bite...
It's the first reported case of Corona with Lyme.
I hope the Coronavirus issue gets resolved before tick season
Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
I'm ashamed of myself for the dad joke I made today.
Coworker was talking about a Joe Rogan episode with Jim Miller where they talked about Lyme Disease.
We continued the conversation and at the end I said "I guess the kids have tik tok and we have tick talk." I don't know how to feel after that one. Had to share somewhere.
You know what would go great with Coronavirus?
Lyme's Disease.
God I would hate it if this covid pandemic kept going all the way through to tick season.
I really don’t like corona with Lyme.
Why did the sick man cover himself in ticks?
He wanted some Lyme with his Corona
I'm just a man with Corona Virus looking for a girl to complete me
Hopefully she has "Lyme Disease"
Y’all heard of that new disease called Delicious?
It’s a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease
We should help the Chinese make the most out of the Corona virus.
I suggest some Lyme.
Why do Mexican Vampires prefer Asians who have ticks?
They want that Corona and Lyme
Scientist say ticks will be especially bad this year
Guess we're going to have some cases of Corona with Lyme.
What happens when you eat a bat and get bit by a tick at the same time?
That’s when the corona gets its lyme.
After testing positive in Tuscaloosa, my uncle Reamus ran out of ICU naked into the woods...
He checked back in two days later, covered in tick bites. I asked him what the hell he was thinking.
He replied, "Well... your Daddy's gonna die the way he lived: Corona and Lyme"
Did you hear about the guy up north with coronavirus?
Guy was feeling under the weather while camping and went to his doctor. Doc says, I'm sorry but you caught Coronavirus. Guy goes home and thinks well maybe this will be my last chance to go camping and heads to the woods for the night. Poor guy then gets bit by a tick. So back to the doctor again an...
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I was with this girl...
So I was with this girl for a little while. The relationship seemed like it was going well. We went everywhere and did everything together. Then one day, out of nowhere, she decides the relationship “isn’t healthy” for her! She just casts me aside like I’m nothing. I was devastated.
I ran i...
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