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They say Hitler used potatoes to treat his genital warts...

Talk about a Dictator.

What do my ex-boyfriend and genital warts have in common?

They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of

How did the genital wart get to work?

Pubic transportation

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If you're concerned about your new partner's history, and you don't want to catch genital warts, imagine you're playing chess, not craps.

So don't roll the dice. Check first, and then mate.

Wasn't crazy about getting genital warts

but I have to admit, they are growing on me

I saw a loved up couple on the train.

The woman was caressing the man's genital warts, and it made me feel uneasy.

I hate public displays of infection.
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