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English teacher: What is the first thing you do if you become ill?

Foreign student: I go to bed.

English teacher: No, before that?

Foreign student: I take off my clothes, of course!

English teacher: No, no, do you visit the doctor?

Foreign student: No! No doctors! I don't like doctors! My uncle went to doctor with chest pain, doctor said...

John thought he could never catch an illness. When his co-worker asked him if he ever gets sick, he would always say β€œThe day I become ill will be the day pigs fly.”

A few months later, it finally happened.

The swine flu.

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