Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores

Thanks a lot, Herpules

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?

Giraffe Sick Park

Why did the Pope have Cold feet?

Because he had holy socks.

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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
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An engineer dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter looks and looks but cannot find his name in the book, so tells him he must go to the other place. When he arrives Lucifer is giving him the grand tour. The engineer tells him that all this heat will not do and he knows how to fix it. First he builds an icemaker so they can have cold dri...

Why don't polar bears ever get married?

Because they all have cold feet.

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