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Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores

Thanks a lot, Herpules

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?

Giraffe Sick Park

Why did the Pope have Cold feet?

Because he had holy socks.

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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each otherโ€™s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
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