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If you thought cooties were bad...

Just imagine catching the boobonic plague.

So my 12 year old son asked me what are Cooties.

"Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"

And then my son goes

"So it's like Chlamydia"

As a child...

I was brought up to the fact girls had cooties... As an adult I was shocked to find out they had rights too.

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