I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.

I was in a tropical depression.

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I'm both asexual and apathetic

I don't give a fuck.

What do you call an ignorant and apathetic person?

I don't know and I don't care

What do you call an arranged marriage between two apathetic communists?

The so be it union.

The frustrated boss asked his employee, "Are you stupid or just apathetic‽"

He replied, "I don't know, and I don't care!"

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A man recently separated with his wife is at the local bar drowning his sorrows when a gorgeous young woman walks in.

She makes her way over to the bar.

"What'll it be, miss?" The bartender asks.
"Tequila." Says the woman.

As the bartender pours her drink she notices the guy sitting at the other end of the bar. 'Handsome' she thinks to herself as she turns to the bartender laying out t...

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My ex accused me of being apathetic.

I told her I don't give a shit.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I was too apathetic

It’s fine, I didn’t care for her much anyway.

kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic

I never knew that the "a" was silent though

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Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant.

No forks were given.

Some people say I'm apathetic

but I don't care what anyone thinks.

I once made an apathetic club.

No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.

Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?

It's called Crystal Meh

I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...

... but I don't care.

A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house

The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.

The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.

The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...

An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint, and says,

“Don’t you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?”

One of the potheads turns to him and replies, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”

A cop catches a drunk urinating in public

A cop walks up to a drunk peeing out in public he then says "you know what your doing is illegal right?" to which the man replies with "so?" Noticing the man is heavily intoxicated the cop asks "Sir do you know who I am?" The drunk replies with an apathetic "No" fed up the cop says "Sir you're obvio...

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