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A Lion is chasing a Monkey in the Jungle

The lion was chasing the monkey then suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped both of them.
The fairy said that she’ll give both the lion and the monkey 3 wishes each if the lion stops chasing the monkey.
The lion agrees and states his first wish β€œ I wish all the lions in this jungle become lione...

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Don't follow a fox!

A lion is walking with his lioness in the woods, when suddenly a redfox appears out of no where and starts yelling at the lion calling him all names, the lioness turns to the lion and says : defend yourself! he is baffling your honor! to what the lion calmly responded : he is a little basted, beside...

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A genie, lion and the rabbit.

Genie saw lion chasing the rabbit.

Stops them and asks them I'll grant you three wishes than you go your separate ways.

Lion says turn all my jungle lions into lionesses.

Rabbit says give me a helmet.

Lion says turn my neighbouring jungles lions into lionesses as well....

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An old lion chases a tired rabbit

After being kicked from the pride, the old lion tries to hunt for food. He finds and chases after a rabbit day and night all around the jungle through the old creek and the thick forest finally ending up at the magic temple where a fairy lives. Upon hearing the ruckus she comes out to see both the a...

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