Lead Poisoning Jokes - 6 Hilarious Lead Poisoning Jokes

How did the whole town get affected by lead poisoning?

Someone added lead to the central water supply. Then one thing lead to another.

Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have?

Lead poisoning.

I accidentally ate a Pb&J for lunch today.

I ended up with lead poisoning.

A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.

He dies of lead poisoning.

The lead actor in a play has become very ill.

This is a case of lead poisoning.

Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.

They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.

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