Lead Poisoning Jokes - 7 Hilarious Lead Poisoning Jokes

How did the whole town get affected by lead poisoning?

Someone added lead to the central water supply. Then one thing lead to another.

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I accidentally ate a Pb&J for lunch today.

I ended up with lead poisoning.

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Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have?

Lead poisoning.

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A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.

He dies of lead poisoning.

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The lead actor in a play has become very ill.

This is a case of lead poisoning.

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A girl goes into the doctors

A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it.

Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.

They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.

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