So this guys goes to the doctor because he is often delirious
The doctor says;
“Listen, take this syringe, go home, and inject some anti-bacterial dish soap RIGHT into your veins”
The guys says “Ok” then goes home and does exactly that.
The next day he returns and says “Doctor, i did what you said, and it made my penis shrivel into a lit...
A man died of blood loss on his way to the Hospital
The EMT was asked why, and he replied --
"I kept asking him for his blood type, but he just wasn't able to tell me. He was too out of it"
The Doctor sighed. "Well for our records and for the sake of the family did he have any last words? Did he suffer?"
"Well.." the nurse repli...
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I wrote this one myself. (It's better then that redtile disfunction joke)
There was a guy named Shawn and he lived near a really little town in the western plains of Texas. This town was really just a dot along a highway and didn't get much traffic at all. There was one gas station, a diner, and a little dollar store with necessities and household items.