"Confident? An alpha male?" I said. She shook her head. "Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?" She looked at the floor and sighed. "Proud father of - " "No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"
Hell, Michigan
Roads in the state of Michigan were in terrible shape due to weather and wear, but no are suffered more than the little town of Hell- a tourist trap that depended on traffic for income.
The mayor of Hell began to research potential repairs for their roads. One interested party was a man name...
A Chinese mother with a terrible stutter
There once was a Chinese woman named Wei, and her family had decided to move to America ever since Wei was 14 years of age. Though this was hard for Wei because her language transition didn't go over so well. She could speak clearly, but she'd always find herself stuttering on the last word.
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What does Solid Snake sing when he gets drunk and horny during 80’s Karaoke Night?
“...Cum on Mei Ling~”
Five Blondes and a blind man..!
A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that jo...
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