There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.
When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves: Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.
3 Chinese blokes apply for American visa.
They decide to use Americanized names for starting their new lives.
So, Chu became Chuck and got his Visa stamped.
Lu became Luck and also received his Visa.
Fu had to continue working in the paddy fields.
Boss "ok tell me about Lu-Lu"
Me : slowly taking a long drag of my cigarette;:
"Ah yes Lulu the one that got away."
Boss "you're a zookeeper Bob, none of them are supposed to get away!"
[Long] I was at the fair and I saw this drunk guy at the shooting range.
He was completely wasted but somehow managed to shoot all the targets. The guy at the stand gave him the first prize :a turtle. I watched the guy leave happily with his prize while bumping into sober people.
Later on, the guy came back swaying to the shooting range, even more drunk. The guy a...
What do you call a British soldier who lives in a bathroom?
A Lu - Tennant
I was the announcer at the women’s day expo..
“All the women with fashion sense and business sense sit in the first row. All the women with one or the other sit in the second row.” I announced.
“What row do you sit in if you have neither?” A perplexed woman asked.
I answered her “LuLaRoe.”
Four Chinese brothers
Name Bu, Hu, Lu and Fu wanted to move o America. They had to Americanize there names in order to get there visa. Bu became buck. Hu became huck. Lu became luck and fu..... Decided to stay in China