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Online Game Jokes

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As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I’m sexist, I just don’t think it’s right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?

Lo Ping

What is China's favourite online game ?

Unreal Tiannament.

Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games

Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"

Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"

What's Owen Wilson's favorite online game?

WoW

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Japanese gamers in online games are so full of positivity

No matter how much I fuck up they always tell me to shine

What do you call an online game about cereal?

Cheer.io

I was playing an online game when I saw 4 players teaming against a newbie so I came to help

He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us

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Mildred, bingo, and Buzzy the parrot

During the pandemic, Mildred, a widow for twenty years, was worried she had to give up her weekly bingo game down at Saint Mary’s community hall. Fortunately, the church found a way to take the game online using Zoom. (After all, bingo was a nice source of revenue.) Just as important, she had Buzzy,...

It's Albert Einstein, not mine

Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

I'm 24 and she's 13. She wants me - what do I do?

I've been playing an online game with a woman. I'm up to level 24, but she's only on level 13. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I cant find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself.

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