A guy is minding his own business, drinking at the bar, when a random Asian guy runs in and kicks the living shit out of him.
He's laying on the floor bleeding, and he says, "What the hell, buddy?"
The Asian guy replies, "That was Judo, from Japan!"
A few days later, the guy is quietly drinking again, and another Asian guy runs in and also beats him senseless.
He's lying on the floor and he groans, "W...