All Swedish battleships have a UPC code printed on the hull.

When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

Two battleships were out at sea during heavy weather for several days...

The visibility was poor with patchy fog, so the captain remained on the bridge keeping an eye on all activities.

Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, "Light, bearing on the starboard bow."

"Is it steady or moving astern?" the captain called out.


In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships.

When they return from war they can Scandinavian.

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What do prostitutes and battleships have in common

They are usually covered in semen

I like playing Battleships because I always win

But my friends tell me it's just survivor ship bias.

Why did Sweden start putting barcodes on their newest fleet of battleships?

So they could Scandinavian

I was playing battleships with my dog

I went "K 9"
He said "yes"

I just read a book about building battleships... was riveting.

Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships.

A2, Brute?

Why do the 3rd Italian Navy use glass-bottomed battleships?

So they can look at the 2nd Italian Navy!
*[Sorry if you are offended]*

Edit: Grammar

Wounded Pirate

A pirate captain sets sail with his crew determined to conquer the seas.

On the first day a crewman in the crows nest of the ship calls out, “Arrr! There be one battleship on the horizon, captain!”

The captain jumps up and excitedly yells, “Get me my red shirt!”

His first mate a...

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